You can see his charisma from space. His organ donation card also lists his smile. He once hit a grand slam with nobody on base. He wears Oakley’s, not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from his eyes. He once received a speeding ticket while he was rounding the bases. He can slam a revolving door. The supercontinent Pangaea was separated by the boom of his first homerun. His feces is used as currency in Stephenville. He once told Michael Jackson a ghost story and he turned white, permanently. The moon’s craters were caused by his homeruns. His bat is considered a weapon of mass destruction.
Wallis | Avg | AB | R | H | RBI | 2B | 3B | HR | BB | K | PO | A | E | SAC | SB | GIDP | OBP | FLDG | Games |
2003 | 0.500 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0.833 | 1 |
2004 | 0.511 | 47 | 22 | 24 | 19 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0.500 | 0.927 | 13 | |
2005 | 0.566 | 99 | 44 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 53 | 10 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0.581 | 0.851 | 28 |
2006 | 0.622 | 143 | 65 | 89 | 83 | 23 | 12 | 20 | 5 | 0 | 81 | 19 | 15 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0.618 | 0.870 | 40 |
2007 | 0.652 | 155 | 75 | 101 | 88 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 87 | 24 | 12 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0.630 | 0.902 | 43 |
2008 | 0.756 | 123 | 74 | 93 | 104 | 19 | 17 | 16 | 3 | 0 | 52 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 0.716 | 0.909 | 37 |
2009 | 0.689 | 106 | 58 | 73 | 64 | 23 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 69 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.664 | 0.926 | 29 |
2010 | 0.685 | 92 | 51 | 63 | 58 | 10 | 6 | 12 | 6 | 0 | 61 | 5 | 7 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0.651 | 0.904 | 32 |
Career | 0.651 | 769 | 390 | 501 | 464 | 111 | 74 | 68 | 27 | 2 | 442 | 76 | 61 | 36 | 14 | 3 | 0.635 | 0.895 | 223 |